Do you still have your period?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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