the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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