Will you blow on my dice?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Randomize
