But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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