they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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