this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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