Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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