I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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