is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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