I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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