Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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