Where are you?
In a non slutty way
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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