If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
this beer tastes like vomit already
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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