There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My breasts were aching with rage.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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