I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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