If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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