is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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