i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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