Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
