The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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