Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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