i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I don't think brook has ever known best
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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