he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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