Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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