dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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