we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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