I wannas sexs uuuuu
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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