if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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