You're so nebulous sometimes
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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