I wish I only lived at night.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
