and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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