people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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