Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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