She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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