she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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