Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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