I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
