the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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