So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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