So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize
