did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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