It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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