you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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