I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
