I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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