Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
