did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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