My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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