My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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