It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
