pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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