Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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